May 2013
forever-a-summer-girl:
simonleboner:
Day #395829275916194
I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
He is beautiful in person. Dah.
^^ true true!
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
yadoking:
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
...
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
rrealfriends:
guys there is something really wrong with tyler seguin should we get him medical help or something like
do you need some water or something i
what is wrONG JUST TELL ME SEGS
TYLER PLS
DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via azealiahanks)
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[[MORE]]i wish i could go back to this time last year, i was so much happier.
whatever. i’ve just got to make myself happy again.. i’ll find a way.
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my best friend just makes me so happy :’) ending tonight on a better note.
