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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Anonymous asked: you are so pretty! I really mean it! <3
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
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Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →
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Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not Guy:
don't start this with me.
Friend: Mulan isn't even a princess.
Me: Dishonor!
Dishonor on you!
Dishonor on your whole family!
Dishonor on your life!
Dishonor on your face!
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
Anonymous asked: hi
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
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