recklessdreamersdreaming: Oh hey Brittany should watch this, along with everyone else. Peeing my self. What is air.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
deadsetona-getaway: THE VIDEO CAME BACK OMFDLGKJFSDFLKSSSS
“I love you a lot!” -Me “Dawwh. I love thunderstorms” -Jeff ok………………………………………………………
"I'm pretty sure my iPhone is broken. I just...
That stupid. Thats not even how you put YOLO into a sentence. Fuck you.
When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to... →
10knotes: My new retirement plan. *YOU’VE GOT TO GOOO, DIG THOSE HOLESSSS*
Why is Secret diary of the american cheerleader...
sharpandsassy: honestly. I had my snacks all ready for five dang minutes.
This worked out swimmingly!
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smok3-and-m1rrors: haha I’m gonna be like this with my daughter(s)
Today at work, some guy with his grandson on a...
The kid’s mom was trying on clothes in the dressingroom (where I was working) Well, to get to the point… This grandfather was trying to tell me that his three year old grandson was a prince of some random region of france. That he was a king, and his daughter was a princess. But they lost their land that they rule, during the french revolution war. And his grandson speaks english,...
Anonymous asked: ahahhahahha ohh yeahh i'm sure its chinese maple
Anonymous asked: that 6th grader will probably be like, "what does astounded mean?"
I'm just so happy right now.
with my mom. omg awkward stop mom ew